Of Lies, Damned Lies

Guys, guys!!! We’re being lied to!!L’Oreal would have us believe that if we, like Matthew Fox, lead busy, busy lives which have a lot of action and little sleep, all we need to do to be ready for anything and everything and still be highly attractive to women, we just need to have a daily regimen of using Men Expert. Because we’re worth it.I have, after much research, discovered that it’s all lies! Lies designed to make us men feel less appealing, and therefore spend money on things we don’t really need.The truth? Women aren’t actually that attracted to the Matthew Fox type.What they’re really attracted to is this:Big, strong, powerful, hairy, testosterone-filled, manly men.So I’m pretty much screwed.It would be absolutely awful if women were lied to in this way. Women getting the idea that they were in some way inferior to other women. Getting the idea that certain body types are more attractive than others, or if they dress a certain way, or use various potions and concoctions to rub on their skin to reduce visible signs of aging...Oh wait...-SPS. This was my 150th post. Thanks for sticking around and getting to know me. I have really appreciated the feedback, comments and in-real-life conversations I have had with you as a result of this blog. Sincerely, THANK YOU!!

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