Of Signs A Woman Likes You

One of the things I’ve struggled with over the last few years is my ability (or complete and utter lack thereof) to pick up on signals that women may be interested in me.I usually completely miss the smiles, the come-hither smouldering glances, and the hair-flick. And in some cases, actual direct conversation, with slight hand contact. Thinking it through, I suspect that I interpret these things as the lady in question simply being friendly.I like friendly. So it can be confusing.So, I thought I’d make a list to aid my sub-conscious so I’d become more aware of aspects of this wondrous dance between men and women.Here goes:If a woman says "yes" to coming to your place so you can cook for her, it is not because she is hungry. She likes you.If a woman sits through and says she enjoys “Repo:The Genetic Opera” on DVD? She likes you.If a woman hangs on every word coming out of your mouth even if it is complete BS (and you know it is), with accompanying nodding and smiling, and she doesn’t run away? She likes you.If she laughs at your jokes, even when they’re awful (for example: "What did the seagull say just before it flew into the cliff?" "SQUAAAAAWWWKKKK!!!!")? She likes you.If she asks you to play your musical instrument for her, and enjoys it no matter how crap you are? She likes you.If she introduces you to every one of her friends, some who have been friends since 1987? She likes you.And the ultimate Sign That A Woman Likes You?If you discover that there is a woman sitting in your lap, kissing your face? She likes you. And more to the point, what are you doing reading this blog? Quick, kiss her back!!- S